s23522aa32yah:

college should be $25

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22 hours ago // 336,607 notes

goodenoughforjazz:

everyone deserves to experience having a hot teacher

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1 day ago // 65,117 notes

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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1 day ago // 282,343 notes

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

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1 day ago // 39,352 notes

radioheavy:

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

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1 day ago // 135,579 notes

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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1 day ago // 17,959 notes

onyeplaysdrums:

kaitlins-kismet:

why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbers?

Because they Can’t Even

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1 day ago // 104 notes

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

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1 day ago // 329,458 notes

heliolisk:

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

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1 day ago // 240,398 notes